i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
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Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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