Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
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idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Your penis caused this!
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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