The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Never joke about your clitoris.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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