I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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