I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
My vagina just clenched in fear
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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