I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
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Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
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Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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