you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I am one with the molecules
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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