You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
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buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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