I got chris browned last night
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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