bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
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I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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