as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
tell me about the eggs
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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