So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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