He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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