You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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