Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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