Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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