new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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