do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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