why didn't you poke me back
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
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