Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
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stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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