I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
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Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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