bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
You can't just leave with hair like that
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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