real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Randomize
