Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
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