: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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