i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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