If i come over, it means nothing
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
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ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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