He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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