well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
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Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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