This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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