come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
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