thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
We got so high we made milksteak
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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