Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
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Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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