are you so shy because you have an std?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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So. How about you can get tequila certified...
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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