so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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