hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
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My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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