Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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