There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
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sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Everclear isn't food dammit
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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