I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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