Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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