That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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