Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
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I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
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I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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