awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
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TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
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