Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
