Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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