I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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