Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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