Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
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i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Randomize