oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
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Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
why is half of my head shaved?
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