Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I just blew my weed a kiss
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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