Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
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I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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